#Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[aromanticduck]

Purchasing bads and disservices at the inconvenience store.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: would you slap me for a million dollars?

John: I’m sorry but without hesitation

Jade: its okay! i would too.

[shabbytigers]

job interview: *goes well*

me:

[albatris]

dun wanna go to work tomorrow

[darthmarrsgf]

the cool thing about being an adult is that a lot of the time you can just do whatever you want. like I paid someone money to tattoo lana beniko’s lightsaber on my leg and they just. did it. hell yeah man

[wrightandco]

homer simpson brained attorney

[superbeans89]

[victoriancrimegoblin]

auctioning off my teeth

i just want..a kiss

[neckfat]

i cannot imagine having blaze a post money and using it to blaze a post. truly incomprehensible.

[morrowleaf]

Growing up is realizing that actually, yes, I want money

[ququoquaw]

Guh I need a job

[condensedmatters]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

[saewin]

CDD culture is trying to explain to your boss that a certain task will likely lead to you being triggered, which essentially leaves a split off child ego state who can't think clearly enough to code running the show... but without saying those exact words because you need employment

[embers-burning-bright]

me looking at my work schedule and then calculating my pay to feel better about it

[papyrussemi]

i never realized how much money making money makes

[asmuchasidliketo]

for @guardian books