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In that case, how about Hermes!demigod!Yuu? I imagine how chaotic and fun it would be)
𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐘𝐔𝐔 ( 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 ) ⚡🪶

Hermes (/ˈhɜːrmiːz/; Ancient Greek: Ἑρμῆς) is an Olympian deity in ancient Greek religion and mythology considered the herald of the gods. He is also widely considered the protector of human heralds, travelers, thieves, merchants, and orators. He is able to move quickly and freely between the worlds of the mortal and the divine aided by his winged sandals. Hermes plays the role of the psychopomp or "soul guide"—a conductor of souls into the afterlife.
Number one trickster and trouble maker in nrc, the reason why riddle getting older by the day due to them just being there.
They do respect the rules but do not blindly follow them unlike riddle who see rules as absolute. Riddle is always tryna find ways to collar them but is unable due to being able to find loop holes in it as well having a good point.
Charismatic and an expert negotiator—whether it’s getting extra food from the cafeteria or convincing Riddle to relax, this trait is heavily wanted by Azul able to outsmart him in anyway and when he realizes it, it was already to late.
Also work as a messenger for the faculty, delivering paper work as well as messages. Would allow students to use their service but needs something in exchange like money and items.
Pulls harmless pranks in the school to pass time when they're bored. Similar towards their father possessed godly speed if anyone blinks, demi god!Yuu is gone. Need something delivered across campus? They’ll have it there before you finish your sentence. Trey once joked they should be the next Spade dorm leader’s errand-runner—Ace immediately regretted it.
Like I said if you want them to deliver something you have to give them something in exchange for their service they won't do this for free. Usually payed thru madol and school work for example a student asks demi god!yuu to deliver an important paper towards professor crewel in exchange to borrow their notes and copy their homework.
On multiple occasions in the binoculars garden they step on Leona tail multiple times but Leona was unable to catch up against them because when he was about to confront them, they already finished with their business there and already left.
Would photobomb people photos, if a student is taking pictures of themselves or something you can always find demi god!yuu posing in one of those pictures.
cannot sit still for too long—whether tapping their fingers, bouncing their leg, or literally pacing, they’re always moving. If forced to stay in one place for too long, they get visibly uncomfortable.
No one ever knows where they are at any given moment. One second they’re in the cafeteria, the next they’re on the roof of Ramshackle. Even Crowley is baffled by how they get around.
When they walk by, people sometimes feel a faint rush of air, even when there’s no wind. Some swear they hear distant laughter trailing after them.
As well demi god!yuu wear a pair of goggles gifted by their divine parents due to them running fast some particles can particularly hurt their eyes so it's very important to wear them to see and protect their eyes. Because if not they're unable to see due to running too fast.
During the opening ceremony, when grim open the coffin demi god!yuu left the coffin and explored the entire school ground in seconds realizing they're not in their world and they come back grim moving so slow and still opening the coffin that's just by their prospective when using their speed, everything seems it stop but it's moving just slow compare towards them due to moving so fast.
When grim released his fire magic and reeking havoc across the ceremony, demi god!yuu save multiple students from suffering dangerous burns by moving them somewhere safer. And the fire demi god!yuu created a small tornado by spinning to suck the entire fire and putting it out in seconds.
Pretty much a very laid-back person, If they don’t feel like doing something, they’ll weave an excuse so intricate that not even Azul can poke holes in it.
They "borrow" things constantly, but they always return them. This habit drives Riddle insane when his pens go missing, only to reappear in perfect condition a week later ( sidenote ; its out of ink )
They are able to pick up language easily when Lilia and malleus were speaking fae language they decided to respond in the language fluently shocking both of them and they can even speak fluently merfolk language, They can even speak towards animals.
When a group would corner them for trouble or exposing them for doing something bad, in a blink of an eye the trouble makers are dangling upside down by a rope and demi god yuu wiping their hands as if it was nothing.
They tend to tease people that are close towards them, when people say that they are too fast they always reply with "nah you're just too slow" and then leave laughing.
#twisted wonderland#not canon#twst scenario#disney twst#twst headcanons#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland yuu au#twst mc#twst yuu au#twst x reader#demi god!yuu#demi god#hermes#demi god!yuu hermes
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#shitpost#discourse without context#the Simpsons#homer simpson#money can be exchanged for goods and services#dinosaurs#a good investment
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Purchasing bads and disservices at the inconvenience store.
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sims 4 let out a banger expansion. they can't keep doing this to me
the holidays are coming and i need food!!! i can't keep doing this with you!!!!
gdi!!!!
#hi sims is having a sale and im very tempted#bad bad bad bad bad#money can be exchanged for goods and services#i haven't bought the new expansion but i watched a friend play it and oh my GOD what are they DOING#i want my sims to be morbidly curious lil freaks!!!!#i wanna throw funerals for my lil digital barbies!!!#i have like...packs i got as gifts + a few i bought when they were on sale#the only pack i bought at full price was werewolves.#because. you know.#yeah#LOL#IT'S ON BRAAAAND#you CANNOT fault me v_v#and tbh this seems like a fair idea for an exp pack because not everybody vibes with the themes revolving around death#like seasons should've been base game. so should have laundry day. and the parenthood themed packs.#uhhh there's a bajillion of them so my mind is blank but you get what i mean#but to have an entire ep centered on death#all sides of it#is so cool + lets them have a chance to really get into it.#i hope they did at least lol this is coming from a little bit of observation from outside my own gameplay
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dun wanna go to work tomorrow
#but i have to#it's my final training run w the wheelchair next week I'm gonna be on my own#gotta make sure it's right and secure#but i dun wanna work#money can be exchanged for goods and services
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the cool thing about being an adult is that a lot of the time you can just do whatever you want. like I paid someone money to tattoo lana beniko’s lightsaber on my leg and they just. did it. hell yeah man
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homer simpson brained attorney
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auctioning off my teeth
i just want..a kiss
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CDD culture is trying to explain to your boss that a certain task will likely lead to you being triggered, which essentially leaves a split off child ego state who can't think clearly enough to code running the show... but without saying those exact words because you need employment
#cdd#schizoid process#“look i could explain it to you in the way that makes sense bc it explains why I get really confused and look to you for support#but we both know that it'll make me sound nuts so let's go with potentially overwhelming“#money can be exchanged for goods and services
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The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self
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taxes: done
laptop: broken
refund: $$$
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#shitpost#writeblr#fanfiction#fanfic commissions#memes#homer simpson#money can be exchanged for goods and services
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i cannot imagine having blaze a post money and using it to blaze a post. truly incomprehensible.
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for @guardian books
#Tom Gauld#Writing#Writers#Cinderella#Money can be exchanged for goods and services#paint.net my beloved#Tom don't hesitate to tell me if you don't want me to do an edit with your art I'll delete it
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Growing up is realizing that actually, yes, I want money
#as a kid I thought I would be fine just doing a chill job doing good work for low pay#but tbh I like getting paid#money can be exchanged for goods and services#and money is freedom!!!!!!#by that I mean I don’t have to rely on someone else’s money#money can’t buy happiness but lack of money will make u unhappy#and more money means I can fly to other states for concerts and stay in nice hotelsssssss#I’m looking for a different job rn and while I don’t love this career… the money tho the money 👀🙈
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